Dear Government,

Thank you for the money. Now I can do all the things on my 'want to do' list.

- play golf
- buy that pizza stone and other kitchen stuff
- add on the stadium seat and parking pass (maybe) to my MSU football ticket order
- feel better about making the road trip to lovely Ruston, LA
- go see North Mississippi Allstars *and* Jubilee JAM!
- set aside the majority of this stimulus package in a CD or other account so it can make more money

Also, I wonder if 'large stimulus package' is a good pick-up line?