The afternoon of sweat

Yeah, that title will put butts in the seats.

With the almost constant rain we've had for the past few weeks and work beating me down like a rented mule, I needed to get out and do something. So I did just that today.

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How to become a millionaire

I've suspected this for the longest time, and recent events have cemented my idea. Here's a fool-proof way to earn some serious cash.

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An important PSA

Is using the toilet *and* the shower too much trouble for you? Then follow the advice of this Brazilian public service announcement. I have no idea what they are saying, but just follow the cartoon-y things:

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You got your bra in my pants.

No, you got your pants in my bra.

Brants, for the woman on the go!

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About to brave Dogwood

Today is state tax holiday. Daddy needs some new dress shoes and clothes. But first, nourishment. Lenny's Sub Shop

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