Wednesday, February 25, 2009

More proof I'll never have it all

There's always something. Whenever I get an invite or am asked to take part in something really cool, there's always something that happens that cancels those plans.

Before I start my latest sob story, a recap of how we got here:

It'll be 10 years since I moved to Jackson come April. In those 10 years, there's one event that I've never experienced: Mal's St. Paddy's Day Parade. The first few years I was here, hadn't even heard of the parade. Then when I got my job at the paper, I saw the coverage it was getting. This looked cool.

Unfortunately, for the first few years, I wasn't able to go because I worked the graveyard shift and on weekends. There's no way to make a Saturday morning-into-the-afternoon event when you've been working all night Friday and have to work Saturday night as well. At least I had the pictures to look at while I was at work those nights.

A couple of years ago, my work schedule changed from nights to afternoons and a normal M-F week. Yay! I had Saturday's free!

But that still didn't help much, since I didn't know anyone that was going to the parade. Goes back to the whole 'I never get invited to the cool things' part of my life.

So after missing last year's parade, I vow to not miss another one. This year's parade is on March 21st. Not only was I planning on going, I was invited to be part of a float. That's right. My first parade experience was going to be walking the route handing out beads.

Now for the flip side of this story. The latter part of last year, I got a letter from my fraternity chapter at MSU. It was about the upcoming reunion party. Side note: the letter mentioned another reunion party some five years ago, but I don't recall getting that invite. I did get this one, so I thought this would be great. A chance to see old friends I hadn't seen in years.

I fill out the form, mail it in with my check and then start catching up with some of my brothers, mostly through FaceBook. Most of them had also gotten the invite and were thinking of going. Then once more people got to talking about it, the more interest there was.

This was turning out great. A chance to get away for a weekend, see some old friends. Awesome.

Recently, I made sure that I had those days off from work. No problem there. Then I was told about the chance to be part of a parade float. Sweet. This was going to be cool: reunion party one weekend, parade the next.

Until I looked at the reunion letter again last night and noticed that it's on the same weekend as the parade. Are you kidding me?!?!

Just like most other days in my life, as soon as it appears I might have good things come my way, there's the unforgiving kick right to the crotch. Such is my life.


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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Unknown Hinson

Came across this from a sports message board of all places. Unknown is the voice of Early Cuyler, lead role on The Squidbillies, one of the most awesomest shows on A-dult Swim. Apparently, Unknown is the king of the country western troubadours.

Sadly, I had not heard of Unknown until now. Here's one of his videos, saying what many red-blooded American men like me are thinking.




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Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Terrifying Truth Behind Valentine's Day

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Awesome advertising

Came across this photo while browsing around tonight:

http://www.brand-republic.com/images/truck_bionade_congoods.gif

After a lot of searching, found what I think is the ad company that created this.  Link is here.  I should point out that there is a picture with female breasts, so hide the children.

I think the Heinz Baked Beans is the best.


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Saturday, February 7, 2009

I'm a bad party-goer

So I'm going to a 70's-themed party tonight. The name of it and everyone else is talking/thinking disco. Well guess what, there were other things in the 70's besides that crap. Of course I'm talking about ...



That's right. 'Smokey and the Bandit'. I can't pull off the Bandit, but I sure can come close enough to be Snowman. All I'm missing is the authentic trucker cap. Can't find my grandfather's old ones. So I'll use one that could resemble a cap Jerry Reed would wear.

Boy, I'm going to stick out like a bonnet on Fred.


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Thursday, February 5, 2009

I'd say this is a post about catching up,

but there's not much to say. Things are just the same. Go to work, bust my butt for minimal pay. Come home and goof off on the computer or watch TV. Social life is almost non-existent, though there is hope of that picking up.

So there you go. My life in a nice, neat blog post.

Carry on.


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