Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This haiku sucks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ......!
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

3 comments:

Webmaster said...

Crass, but true

Miss Mud Puddle said...

haha - I like this :)

Andy said...

I can safely say that I have four of the five 'givings' available.


/no, not a totally creepy reply
//just partially creepy
///probably just ran off the few ladies I had reading this