Monday, August 30, 2010

Last Week In Spam


My work e-mail account gets bombarded with spam.  We've got a pretty good filter setup because very rarely does any of it make it to the inbox.  There is a summary e-mail sent showing the messages that were blocked, which is good because there is the occasional legit e-mail that gets set as spam.

Lately, I've been posting various spam subject headers.  98% of them deal with boners.  Well, too many spam e-mails and too little time kept me from post most of them.  So here's a list of some of the better ones, broken down by day.


Monday

You grow because you swallow
Treatment for tiny dingdongs
Your new weapon will remove her undies
Treatment for tiny dingdongs
Get high and large at the same time
Lovemaking need not be hard


Non-boner spam

hate facebook die glad crazy
Never hear a complaint ever again


Tuesday


She will fondle your nerve endings
Bonking power doubled
Re: driving home into her
Obtain a perfect genuine erection
You will love the results on your organ
Enlarge your pole with wonder pills
Power in your pants

Wednesday


snow made music ("Informer" is a catchy one-hit wonder)
Reach deep into her hole


Thursday


Get your new magical member here
Make love like a barbarian
Bang her longer and harder
Pump her full with our wonder pills


Friday


Get your phallus in shape
Troops want larger jackhammers




Saturday and Sunday spam will come with the next installment of 'Last Week In Spam'.

3 comments:

PFeyh said...

Hahahahahaha... very nice!!! I wonder if ever some nutsack tried to enlarge the dingdong...
On websites that advertise this matter it's funny to see the "before" and "after". Some are so grossly photoshoped... stupidity has no limits!

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