Pick up lines

I'm really not sure I want to even post these here. I sure as heck don't want to use them.

(unless you ladies think some will work and if so, consider it used) ;)

I'm categorizing them according to my just-made-up category system:

Somewhat harmless (aka 'Aw, how sweet. Look at you flirting for the first time.')

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey there... care to introduce yourself?
I know what caused global warming. You!
You're so sweet that you make my teeth hurt!
You look so sweet in that photo. Can I have a sample?

Huh? (aka, 'Huh?')

Bom Chika Wah Wah...

Ew (aka 'Just you and your hand tonight.')

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

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3 timeouts

And Croom used none of them. Smrt.

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Dear MSU DB coach

Stop with the 10 yard cushions!

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Another Friday night

Another late night at work. Why am I even here? Oh yeah, here's why:

Some sort of debate.

High school football, now available mobile-ly(?) at m.clarionledger.com.

At least there's pizza. If not, life would totally suck.

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This haiku sucks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ......!
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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Bellantrae Golf Course judged, found

Awesome. Just finished 18 a while ago. 2 pars, which I'll take any day. A couple of other chances, b

(editor: don't know why my phone crapped out here, but it did)

I think I was going to say, "but someday I'll get there" and then said something about getting food at Hoot^H^H^H a restaurant.

Oh, and hopefully pics will come some time in a couple of days, or this week, or this month, or this year, or ...

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In Pellham, AL

Going for a steak now. Golf in the morning.

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Dear "coach" Croom

RUN THE F@*%ING QB SNEAK!!

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30 minutes to game time

And the stadium is 1/4 full. ACC football. Feel the excitement. Though the view is nice.

(hope to post pictures when I get home)

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6 guys in one car

Feel the love.

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Dear Turner Field

6.50 for beer. And not good beer either. Oh well, that's baseball.

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In Atlanta

Getting ready to head to the Braves game. And drink some beverages.

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Shave and a hair cut

and a neck massage? I think I found a new place to get a hair cut.

The start of my manternity leave wasn't perfect. The Guy Fieri cooking demonstration was packed beyond belief. They had to turn people away. So instead it was free food and A/C in the Eagle's Nest. Then a few errands such as oil change and a hair cut.

Free neck massage for first-time customers. Nice.

Now to start getting ready to leave town. Yeah, I'm a procrastinator.

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Countdown to 'manternity leave'

1.5 more days. Wait, you're thinking, what is 'manternity leave'?

A buddy of mine coined the phrase when he took a few days from work and took a trip to St. Louis. He's a Cardinals fan, so that was his reasoning for his leave.

This weekend, MSU plays at Georgia Tech. GT is in Atlanta. I have a number of friends in Atlanta, so I thought this would be perfect for my 'manternity leave'. I've got my vacation form filled out. This Thursday begins my leave.

First, it will be the Viking Golf Classic. I've got passes to one of the club areas. Plus, Thursday is when the big name chefs will be there. (side note: still have an extra pass)

Friday, heading out to Hotlanta. There are a couple of MSU-related events this weekend. First, the Braves are in town and the local MSU alumni chapter has a special deal for the Friday night game. Also, the Falcons are playing Sunday, same type of deal for that game. May try the Braves game at least, not sure about the Falcons game.

Monday, on the way back, I'm picking one of the recommended golf courses a co-worker gave me and giving it a try. I haven't played a round in a long time. What a way to shake the rust off by visiting a new, nice course and reeking havoc.

Now I wished time would fly for me.

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And now, not football

If you have a cell phone, congratulations, you're a human being. If your cell phone has web capabilities, then you make more money than I do.

The big thing I've been working on lately is the paper's mobile site. If you have web capabilities, check out m.clarionledger.com some time.

I don't know what sort of features we'll be rolling out, but some things could be awesome. Well, if I have my way, the awesomeness will make your head explode. Kinda like this:



Stay tuned.

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Let's get this out of the way

Football.

First, let's get the skull-f^H^H^Heasy games out of the way. Tennessee, Alabama, Ole Miss and LSU win easily.

Middle Tennessee at Kentucky

The only reason I list this game here, is because it might not be that easy for Kensucky. Then again, I though Louisville would beat them.

Future MSU opponent - 17
Future MSU opponent - 21

Rice at Vanderbilt

If ever a time we needed Vandy to not be Vandy ...

Grain - 14
Brain - 24

Arkansas at Texas

Winner: Ike.

Georgia at South Carolina

This was supposed to be a big showdown, but since the AKC lost to Vandy, this one got a little less interesting. Still, don't count out the AKC.

Counting the yards Moreno gains - 38
Watching Moreno gain those yards - 27

Auburn at Mississippi State

The Blog came up with this interesting stat:

Statistical oddity: Here’s a statistical oddity that bodes well for State, which beat Auburn 19-14 last year: Teams haven’t flip-flopped wins and losses in back-to-back years since 1961-63.

Since that time, Auburn had winning streaks of 11, 2, 9, 4 and 6. State had three winning streaks of 2 and one of four.

What does this mean? Not a damn thing.

Fluke! - 24
Fluke? - 23.9

Weir at Durant

This game is close enough that I could drive up to see it. That means I'd have be be in Durant. No thanks.

Rolling to Jackson - 47
Could visit Jackson - 14

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Things that are awesome and sad

I has two passes to the Viking Classic golf tournament. Let me correct myself, VIP passes.

Now if I just had someone to give that other pass to ...

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I want to thank the higher-ups

for buying this new system for stats. I really enjoy the extra work overtime I get paid.

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I hate Thursday football

Weir plays Edinburg tonight. It's at Weir. For those keeping score at home, that means victory.

Weir - 36
Edinburg - 7

One SEC game tonight. South Carolina at Vanderbilt. I want to pick Vandy for the upset, but I just can't.

AKC - 24
Vandy - 21

Every other SEC team wins their games this weekend. I hope.

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Blah

I'm blaming the change in weather for the way I'm feeling now. Stupid sinuses. Stupid Gustav. Stupid everything.

If only I had a hot babe with a huge ... uh, heart, to take care of me.

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