From one extreme to another

So I'm looking at my various RSS feeds. I've got everything from friends' blogs to LOL sites. One site is called ROFLrazzi. If you've seen the LOLcats, it's the same thing. Pictures of celebrities and "celebrities" with funny captions on them.

Below is a photo from the current feed that shows two complete opposites. One makes you drool. The other, not so much.



I want to test the strength of those straps. And by 'test the strength of', I mean 'remove'. Then I'll use the straps to tie the two skeletons to the space shuttle.

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A musical time-waster

http://www.cover-vs-original.com/

Just stumbled across this and may have found a way to kill some time here at work.

(shhhhh)

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When I look in the mirror ...

This is what I see:



Make your own hero.

(H/T to JC)

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This is why I'm bitter

Yeah, another post about this. Get over it. This is my blog.

First off, damn. I mean, just damn. I'm talking about pairings like this and the reason that site exists: hot chick and a douchebag. Yes, there's also another pairing there that deserves a damn.

I saw this on their site. Apparently, there is a show about such travesties of nature.

MTV Shows

Seriously, do I have to start buying Ed Hardy shirts?

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The best thing you will watch today

Or whenever you see this.

Ode To Joy from Beaker on Vimeo.

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It's like ra-i-ain

The photo further down this entry is of something I saw today that makes me chuckle.

We've gotten some pretty strong thunderstorms the past couple of days. Lots of rain late last night and today in the metro area.



Which is why I chuckle every time I see some place running their sprinklers during a thunderstorm. Yeah, I realize they could be set on a timer and all that, but still, gets me every time.

And that's not the worst. Seeing sprinklers at a nearby neighborhood going on the day Katrina hit was the high point for me. Again, I realize the auto timer and all that, but wouldn't it make sense to say "hey, it's gonna rain, let's turn them off"?

So far, have not seen anything like this:


see more pwn and owned pictures

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I love it when a plan comes together.

Earlier tonight, Chevelle rocked at Fire. When the show was announced, I planned on going. This had the potential to be good.

And it was. Someone told me before it started that those three guys put out more noise than most bands. He wasn't exaggerating. It was loud. It rocked.

And I got to see it for free. w00t!

Metromix.com, the entertainment provider for the C-L, has a nice relationship with Club Fire. I had asked folks at work if I could be able to get in with a staff pass. They said I likely could.

And I did. Though next time, they need to have my name in advance.

Still, can't be seeing a kick-ass show for free.

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Slo-mo video

<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4167288&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4167288&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/4167288">I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ridindave">David Coiffier</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

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Extreme golf

Wow. Click more to see video.

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Stimulus money, please.

I'm in the money! I'm in the money!



What am I talking about? I'm about to get paid!



I know you're saying "But wait idiot. I know where you work and what you do. How are you all of a sudden going to get money?"

Simple. Cousin Barack.



See? Facebook says we're cousins. Choke on that suckers! I'm about to get my money! HA HA! Everyone at work can kiss my hairy ...

What? You mean other people have gotten the same thing. It's some sort of spam junk.

Ahem. As I was saying, the wonderful managers at my place of employment could not be any greater. I am truly blessed to be part of such a fine company. I look forward to doing their bidding for many, many years to come.

Thank you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got something in my eye.

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