Pick up lines

I'm really not sure I want to even post these here. I sure as heck don't want to use them.

(unless you ladies think some will work and if so, consider it used) ;)

I'm categorizing them according to my just-made-up category system:

Somewhat harmless (aka 'Aw, how sweet. Look at you flirting for the first time.')

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey there... care to introduce yourself?
I know what caused global warming. You!
You're so sweet that you make my teeth hurt!
You look so sweet in that photo. Can I have a sample?

Huh? (aka, 'Huh?')

Bom Chika Wah Wah...

Ew (aka 'Just you and your hand tonight.')

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

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3 timeouts

And Croom used none of them. Smrt.

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Dear MSU DB coach

Stop with the 10 yard cushions!

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Another Friday night

Another late night at work. Why am I even here? Oh yeah, here's why:

Some sort of debate.

High school football, now available mobile-ly(?) at m.clarionledger.com.

At least there's pizza. If not, life would totally suck.

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This haiku sucks

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ......!
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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Bellantrae Golf Course judged, found

Awesome. Just finished 18 a while ago. 2 pars, which I'll take any day. A couple of other chances, b

(editor: don't know why my phone crapped out here, but it did)

I think I was going to say, "but someday I'll get there" and then said something about getting food at Hoot^H^H^H a restaurant.

Oh, and hopefully pics will come some time in a couple of days, or this week, or this month, or this year, or ...

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In Pellham, AL

Going for a steak now. Golf in the morning.

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Dear "coach" Croom

RUN THE F@*%ING QB SNEAK!!

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30 minutes to game time

And the stadium is 1/4 full. ACC football. Feel the excitement. Though the view is nice.

(hope to post pictures when I get home)

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6 guys in one car

Feel the love.

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